When I woke up this morning my apartment was eerily quiet and there was no sign of Eko. I went downstairs to investigate and I was horrified to find the eviscerated remains of a stuffed animal.
What kind of creature could possibly do something like this, I wondered. I heard a rustling behind me, but before I could turn around I was attacked!
By a vicious Eko-raptor!
I thought I was a goner for sure, but right before he delivered the final blow I asked the Eko-raptor if he would trade my life for some dog treats
He agreed and then we became best buds
Now, you might be asking, “Will, aren’t you a little old to go trick-or-treating?” The answer, of course, is yes. However, as the old saying goes, you are never too old to dress your dog as a dinosaur and pretend your apartment is the island from Jurassic Park.