You Can’t Handle The Truth!

Well, I expected jury duty to be a one day affair, but that’s not the case.  What is the case? I’m not allowed to talk about it because I was selected to be a member of the jury.  I blame Eko.  During the proceedings the lawyers for both sides interviewed each of us individually and it came up that I spent a year driving around the country with Eko.  The lawyers, the judge and the rest of the courtroom seemed to get a kick out of the story and thus my fate was sealed.  I guess if a dog can vouch for you, the law figures you’re a good pick.

Eko’s in charge of the apartment again today while I’m at court.  Luckily he has equipped me with all the skills I need to be a good juror.  Most notably, Eko has helped my powers of perception.

Like how I can perceive when he wants a treat

Or look at the evidence to determine that Eko has given up on our walk

And of course I also had to do some serious sleuthing to solve the case of the Windy City Bandit.


Treats were disappearing from the top of my fridge, but how?

Aha!

I have no idea how they came up with the formula, but jury duty pays exactly $17.20 a day. I have promised to use this windfall of cash to buy Eko some nice plush toys for his patience.  Justice calls, I’m off!

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Eko, all your hard work and dad training is finally paying off!! Hopefully the case won’t be too long…nor too short and your dad will make a nice little bundle of cash to splurge on you – lucky boy!
Wally & Sammy
PeeS: Good luck Mr Juror – we don’t have jury duty in SA so we find this stuff very interesting. Do you have to put in for leave from your job?

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