I Fired My Wedding Photographer

Every once in a while Emily forgets who she is dealing with and asks me to accomplish a simple task. But with me, nothing is ever simple. For reasons still unclear, awhile back Emily agreed to marry me. We’re putting together a site with info for guests at our wedding next year and Em asked if I could “find a few cute photos” to use on the pages.

Um, OF COURSE! I immediately hired myself as our wedding photographer and got to work.

Step 1: Find models. “Hey Eko and Penny, want to be my wedding models??”

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“Not interested.”

Step 2: Bribery. “Hey Eko and Penny, want to be my wedding models and earn some easy treats??”

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“You have our attention, go on…”

Step 3: Start taking the “cute photos” Emily wanted.

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Aww yeah, looking snazzy!

Step 4: Realize I need to step up my game and take some photos that will really make Emily gasp.

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Wait, how did this photo of an English gentleman get into this blog…just kidding that’s Eko!

Step 5: Be an awesome bridesmaid and make sure the bride looks incredible

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She’s ready for the big day!

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“Oh darling, you look wonderful!”

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True love

Well, when Emily came home she gasped alright. But just not the way I anticipated. Turns out she meant she wanted “cute photos” of us. I happen to think she should have been more specific in her instructions, but in the interest of securing matrimonial harmony I decided to fire myself as wedding photographer.

It was tough to let the photographer go, I really liked that guy. They might not make it on the wedding website, but I think these photos look great here. Wherever you are, handsome but fired wedding photographer, I just want to let you know that I appreciate your work!

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