While I was cleaning out my closest, Penny decided to pull her lion mane costume from its bag. It was clearly a sign she wanted to don her ancestral garb in order to show off her acting chops.
Penny makes a powerful lion
A fearsome beast, indeed!
The part she was born to play
I’ve sent repeated query letters to The Lion King on Broadway about setting up a formal audition for Penny but for some reason have yet to hear back. “She can’t even sing!” some might scoff, but trust me, the girl has pipes:
She knows how to whine all the high notes. Especially if dinner is late
Ready for the bright lights of Broadway
So what do you say, Disney? Give the girl a chance!