The Delusions of a Man Unwilling to Admit The Size of His Puppy

Zero is only six months old. Aw, such a puppy! He’s lived with us for only four months. Aw, such a short amount of time! Not even enough time for Chicago to change seasons, so it’s nice to know I still have plenty of time to enjoy my little baby puppy. I took a few photos yesterday to capture these precious moments while he’s still not much bigger than the day we brought him home. Look, you can barely tell which of these photos was taken which day. Well, I mean, I must have grabbed a different Amazon box by accident, but you know what I’m talking about. Check out my tiny guy playing with his lion – Cheap plush toys! You put them in the wash one time and just look how they shrink! Ridiculous. My little lion-dog is certainly still little. Hm. Must have had a different lens on my camera by accident. Silly me. What other explanation could there be? Ok, fine, I’ll admit it. Like James Bond, Zero sometimes uses a stunt double. That has to be why he looks so different…right? Very strange. In any event, I have to go make a doctor’s appointment because it’s not just my camera that’s been acting up. As time passes I seem to get more and more fatigued just from carrying my little puppy up the stairs. Old age, I guess.