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Try to stealth hump an unsuspecting Penny?
You’re going to have a bad time
Jump directly on Penny’s head?
You should probably start running
A funny thing I’ve recently noticed about Penny’s would-be muggers is they always run in the same direction.
I guess they figure since the pink maniac is with me, I can get her to stop chasing them
But like Eko, I just prefer to kick back and watch Penny turn the tables
“You want to dance, pretty boy? Let’s dance!”
Then it’s my turn to dance out of the way of the hasty retreat
As her pupils streak away across the sand, Penny stops and turns to me with a grin.
Students usually have all the fun, but I think Penny is quite content with her new position as Professor of Dog Park Etiquette.