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February 27, 2014

The Windy City Bandit, Unmasked!

If you live with a dog, you live with a criminal.  Dogs are natural born thieves and many are accomplished counter robbers.  Apologists will claim dogs are not sneaky thieves, merely hungry opportunists. However, I recently read a study which demonstrates dogs are tactical when it comes to

If you live with a dog, you live with a criminal.  Dogs are natural born thieves and many are accomplished counter robbers.  Apologists will claim dogs are not sneaky thieves, merely hungry opportunists. However, I recently read a study which demonstrates dogs are tactical when it comes to theft. (Shocking absolutely no one, Dr. Juliane Kaminski, who conducted this study of food-jackers, has a Rhodesian Ridgeback.)

Dr. Kaminski’s study tested what influence light conditions had on whether a dog would disobey a command.  As it turned out, when the lights were off the dog were more likely to disobey a command, more likely to disobey it quicker and more likely to steal extra food.

If you’ve read this blog in the past you know this very same experiment played out in my apartment.

One night I heard a rustle and found Eko weirdly sitting in the dark

He did not come when I called and he sat perfectly still

I flipped on the lights and still could not figure out what was going on.  Until I saw Eko peek around the corner

Aha, the thief’s target!

I watched to see if Eko had the gall to steal the treat, but he didn’t budge.  I then turned off the lights and pretended to read on the couch.  And right on cue…

Mission Impossible

It wasn’t until I read this article I realized Eko had been purposely hiding in the shadows. As Dr. Kaminski noted, “The results of these tests suggest that dogs are deciding it’s safer to steal the food when the room is dark because they understand something of the human’s perspective.”In short, those sneaky pups plan and execute their heists with our thoughts in mind.  If they think we can’t see them, it’s open season.  Unfortunately, the study did not investigate the power of dogs to recruit an accomplice.

“Quick, while Will’s not looking, steal me a treat!”

Success!

I really need to start a section on this blog called “I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!” for every time I read a scientific study confirming the fact that Eko has been playing me for a fool all these years.  All I know is that I’m keeping my wallet in well-lit area from now on.

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