Well, despite my best efforts, Eko got another ornament with his weaponized tail. We had to book him.
“Will, I can’t help it, I’m just so excited to be back in NJ for the holidays!”
Just before I heard the ornament shatter, I had been reading Tails magazine’s holiday gift guide. To keep Eko out of trouble I asked him to put together his own gift guide. For better or worse, here is what he came up with:
“Chicken jerky is a great gift because it is tasty”
“For the pet in your life that doesn’t like chicken, bully sticks are another excellent source of protein. Tasty, tasty protein.”
“I like Beggin Strips because I can run around pretending to be a doggie vampire. Did I mention that they are very tasty?”
“I highly recommend chewnola treats. You can eat them. And they are tasty!”
It wasn’t until after the fourth photo that I realized Eko’s Holiday Gift Guide was really just a ploy for him to load up on his favorite treats. I’ve been had! Oh well, at least I know that Eko is really going to enjoy his BIG Christmas surprise. Anyone else have a special treat for their pet this holiday?